Jake - Adventure Time Dope, Money, and Hoes

Alright so my infantry job popped up finally. I told my parents how happy I was and they freaked out on me. Then I get a call later today that intel opened up also. I told my recruiter I would take the test. When i get the intel job my future would be brighter. But infantry is the main reason why I joined. What the fuck do I do?

A haiku about Mario Kart

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up

(Source: hippiebones, via ruinedchildhood)